Trump Subsidies Himself!

Trump has recently taken direct control of the USDA, and is subsidising: Trump Steaks, His Finest Super Premium Vodka, Trump Natural Spring Water, Trump Wine, Trump Nuts, Trump Trail Mix, Trump Gumballs, Trump Gummy Bears, Ivanka Soup, Trump Pizza, Trump Grill, Trump Ice, Trump Footlongs, Trump Restaurants, Select By Trump, Trump Chocolate, Trump Steakhouse, and Trump Golden Ale.  This comes after he also subsidized via the department of education, Trump University, The Trump Entrepreneur Initiative, and Trump Institute.  Subsidies of his real estate to boost tourism are also expected.