Eminent domain

Trump has been secretly using eminent domain to gain large portions of land for his buisnesses.  He has also forced an italian town to build a statue of him.  If left unchecked, Trump's abuse of power could turn America into a corporate dictatorship bent on profit!

Trump Subsidies Himself!

Trump has recently taken direct control of the USDA, and is subsidising: Trump Steaks, His Finest Super Premium Vodka, Trump Natural Spring Water, Trump Wine, Trump Nuts, Trump Trail Mix, Trump Gumballs, Trump Gummy Bears, Ivanka Soup, Trump Pizza, Trump Grill, Trump Ice, Trump Footlongs, Trump Restaurants, Select By Trump, Trump Chocolate, Trump Steakhouse, and Trump Golden Ale.  This comes after he also subsidized via the department of education, Trump University, The Trump Entrepreneur Initiative, and Trump Institute.  Subsidies of his real estate to boost tourism are also expected.

Nasa will get $$$$$ next budget

In exchange for a lot of money equivilent to the current military bugit times two, in exchange Nasa will do a manned testflight during trump's reign as president, and they will be able to get it to that point faster by having the budget to develop more quickly with more staff.

Bannon Fired!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!

Donald Trump has recently sacked steven banon after brietbart said stuff good about mexico, brietbart reported that mexico was deporting more people than trump was anf trump thinks that the deportation thing is a good thing, so he fired the guy who runs was basicaly a fake state news thing from being his advisor, but trump thought it would give him comtrol but bannon's still in charge of that thing.  this is the third cabinet member to leave.  Trump is expected to appoint alex joans.