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Sunday, February 19, 2017
President Fart faces impeachment, possible fart from office.
President Fart, aka El Presidente anaranjado tiene manos pequeñas y pelo malo, will meet Czar Putin I on the ISS soon, but may face impeachment by Queen Hillary from Castle Clinton in New York, as she may dissolve Congress and disband the group of salamanders, taking emergency control of the legislature, and refill it with supporters of her co-queen Michelle Obama for her unconfirmed campaign for a third term in the white house, to launch in 2018, the sixth anniversary since in December 2012 the world ended 3 times on the 6th 12th and 21st, she will become the first woman president as wife of the first colored president, and end racist segregation of laundry into white and coloured clothing taking office from the first fruit president, but not the first president with a wing, but the first president who uses said wig for a reason other than to appear to have white hair, but to have a bird's nest as a wig and use it to look like an unloved cob of corn. This impeachment unless held in a peach genetically engineered by Mussolini's ghost to help Karl Marks run the US economy.
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