Fart has highest approval rating of all time.

With an approval rating of 100% according to a state run non-anonymous poll of a million US citizens who voted against Trump support him "Fully, whatever he shall do" some people have questioned the credibility of this and were sent to Guantanamo Bay, but because I am anonymous, I can say that most people, like in his Trump University polls were not being truthful about their opinion of him.

President Fart faces impeachment, possible fart from office.

President Fart, aka El Presidente anaranjado tiene manos pequeñas y pelo malo,  will meet Czar Putin I on the ISS soon, but may face impeachment by Queen Hillary from Castle Clinton in New York, as she may dissolve Congress and disband the group of salamanders, taking emergency control of the legislature, and refill it with supporters of her co-queen Michelle Obama for her unconfirmed campaign for a third term in the white house, to launch in 2018, the sixth anniversary since in December 2012 the world ended 3 times on the 6th 12th and 21st, she will become the first woman president as wife of the first colored president, and end racist segregation of laundry into white and coloured clothing taking office from the first fruit president, but not the first president with a wing, but the first president who uses said wig for a reason other than to appear to have white hair, but to have a bird's nest as a wig and use it to look like an unloved cob of corn.  This impeachment unless held in a peach genetically engineered by Mussolini's ghost to help Karl Marks run the US economy.

Esports v sports

Esports are sports, just overinflated rounds of pong as sports are overinflated rounds of catch, what is wrong with a pong tournament, ping pong is in the olympics.  ESPN broadcasts cup stacking, and owns a math-based news site, competitive video gaming should be in its programming as competitive card gaming is as they broadcast poker world championships, and video gaming is not just memorization, as is a spelling bee also broadcast.  All games should get equal recognition I hope that one day espn will broadcast a capture the flag tournament on equal footing with air hockey, pool, pong, super smash bros, hunger dungeon, american football, soccer*, and catch.  All games are equal, from snakes/chutes and ladders, to chess, monopoly, hockey pokey, baseball, cricket, brockinian ultra cricket, hockey, rock-paper-scisors, and tic tac toe.


*to avoid confusion for international audiences the web randomly assigns (looking at you pokemon blog w/ majority french audience.