Donald trump or DӨИДLD ГЯЏMP

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Eminent domain

Trump has been secretly using eminent domain to gain large portions of land for his buisnesses.  He has also forced an italian town to build a statue of him.  If left unchecked, Trump's abuse of power could turn America into a corporate dictatorship bent on profit!

Trump Subsidies Himself!

Trump has recently taken direct control of the USDA, and is subsidising: Trump Steaks, His Finest Super Premium Vodka, Trump Natural Spring Water, Trump Wine, Trump Nuts, Trump Trail Mix, Trump Gumballs, Trump Gummy Bears, Ivanka Soup, Trump Pizza, Trump Grill, Trump Ice, Trump Footlongs, Trump Restaurants, Select By Trump, Trump Chocolate, Trump Steakhouse, and Trump Golden Ale.  This comes after he also subsidized via the department of education, Trump University, The Trump Entrepreneur Initiative, and Trump Institute.  Subsidies of his real estate to boost tourism are also expected.

Nasa will get $$$$$ next budget

In exchange for a lot of money equivilent to the current military bugit times two, in exchange Nasa will do a manned testflight during trump's reign as president, and they will be able to get it to that point faster by having the budget to develop more quickly with more staff.

Bannon Fired!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!

Donald Trump has recently sacked steven banon after brietbart said stuff good about mexico, brietbart reported that mexico was deporting more people than trump was anf trump thinks that the deportation thing is a good thing, so he fired the guy who runs was basicaly a fake state news thing from being his advisor, but trump thought it would give him comtrol but bannon's still in charge of that thing.  this is the third cabinet member to leave.  Trump is expected to appoint alex joans.

Fart has highest approval rating of all time.

With an approval rating of 100% according to a state run non-anonymous poll of a million US citizens who voted against Trump support him "Fully, whatever he shall do" some people have questioned the credibility of this and were sent to Guantanamo Bay, but because I am anonymous, I can say that most people, like in his Trump University polls were not being truthful about their opinion of him.

President Fart faces impeachment, possible fart from office.

President Fart, aka El Presidente anaranjado tiene manos pequeñas y pelo malo,  will meet Czar Putin I on the ISS soon, but may face impeachment by Queen Hillary from Castle Clinton in New York, as she may dissolve Congress and disband the group of salamanders, taking emergency control of the legislature, and refill it with supporters of her co-queen Michelle Obama for her unconfirmed campaign for a third term in the white house, to launch in 2018, the sixth anniversary since in December 2012 the world ended 3 times on the 6th 12th and 21st, she will become the first woman president as wife of the first colored president, and end racist segregation of laundry into white and coloured clothing taking office from the first fruit president, but not the first president with a wing, but the first president who uses said wig for a reason other than to appear to have white hair, but to have a bird's nest as a wig and use it to look like an unloved cob of corn.  This impeachment unless held in a peach genetically engineered by Mussolini's ghost to help Karl Marks run the US economy.